From the maker of Amateur Surgeon & Vending Machine Champ, comes yet another insanely quirky iPhone game from Adult Swim. Get some relaxative ready, you’re gonna need it later on.

You’re a common, everyday desk jockey at some blah company, sitting in your blah cubicle. Suddenly you decide that you’d rather die than go to another stupid meeting. But how to get the job done?

 Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) is a fast-paced adventure game in which you have exactly 5 minutes to kill yourself before the next boring meeting starts. Fortunately, your office is filled with a great variety of fun and dangerous objects : staplers, copiers, blow torches, a shark tank, and even a pack of rabid weasels.

• Easy-to-use controls makes killing yourself a delight
• Single and Multiplayer modes
• Challenge friends in a race to the death
• Challenge strangers in a race to the death
• Taunt your Facebook friends with your score

It’s getting cheaper to die these days. $2.99, Apple approved! [App Store]